Rufus Wainwright Sings Classic Gum Jingles

If this new Funny or Die video proves anything, it's that Rufus Wainwright can sing anything in his signature lilting baritone and it would still, despite his best efforts, sound like a Rufus Wainwright song.

Here, he sings your favorite gum jingles from the past generation -- including Juicy Fruit, Big Red (my personal favorite), and a special double nod to Wrigley's.

WATCH:

Rufus Wainwright Does Gum from Rufus Wainwright