Ke$ha is preparing for the second season of "My Crazy Beautiful Life," by continuing to spew bizarre comments about genitals and the supernatural on late-night television. Earlier this week, she sat down with Jimmy Kimmel, to let the audience know that one of the episodes will include an exorcism, on account of a "ghost that haunts [her] vagina." In an attempt to ready ourselves for the insanity, we've rounded up Ke$ha's 13 most absurd beliefs about the world.
It is okay to pee in the street ...
... and to then drink that same pee.
Beards are edible.
Bras and headdresses ought to be made out of human teeth.
Dildos can be great boyfriends.
And ghosts can be great lovers ...
... but sometimes they haunt your body.
She was born with a tail, but it was brutally chopped off and stolen.
It is sexy and cool to publicly electrocute your vagina.
Earrings should be shaped like penises.
She was both "a dude" and "a warrior princess" in past lives.
Fellatio should be practiced on cannolis.
And Jack Daniels is an acceptable substitute for toothpaste.
It is okay to pee in the street ...
... and to then drink that same pee.
Beards are edible.
Bras and headdresses ought to be made out of human teeth.
Dildos can be great boyfriends.
my new bf is doing an interview instagr.am/p/RFe1CnO1UH/
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) October 22, 2012
And ghosts can be great lovers ...
... but sometimes they haunt your body.
She was born with a tail, but it was brutally chopped off and stolen.
It is sexy and cool to publicly electrocute your vagina.
Earrings should be shaped like penises.
She was both "a dude" and "a warrior princess" in past lives.
Fellatio should be practiced on cannolis.
And Jack Daniels is an acceptable substitute for toothpaste.
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