Here we have a horrifically photoshopped still for the upcoming season of the "Bachelorette." Andi Dorfman's promotional photo includes the signature rose and vacant gaze of really any previous ad for the show, but this one also appears to be missing her entire shoulder. As Jezebel notes, her hands also seem to have undergone some major retouching, but luckily they have not been mercilessly chopped off in the way of the left half of her body.
Maybe we ought to consider the fact that Andi Dorfman has lost her entire shoulder in some kind of accident. Perhaps she was hang gliding in Thailand or bungee jumping in a rainforest -- as bachelorette's from ABC's hit show "The Bachelorette" are wont to do -- and something went tragically wrong. Although, in this photo of her and Chris Harrison from two months ago, she had at least two shoulders / we can almost definitely blame photoshop.
Of course, if there were a hero of the hot mess that was Juan Pablo's season of "The Bachelor," it was Andi Dorfman. So, we wish her all the best in this upcoming season, and also hope that she still has approximately two shoulders.
[h/t Jezebel]
Maybe we ought to consider the fact that Andi Dorfman has lost her entire shoulder in some kind of accident. Perhaps she was hang gliding in Thailand or bungee jumping in a rainforest -- as bachelorette's from ABC's hit show "The Bachelorette" are wont to do -- and something went tragically wrong. Although, in this photo of her and Chris Harrison from two months ago, she had at least two shoulders / we can almost definitely blame photoshop.
Of course, if there were a hero of the hot mess that was Juan Pablo's season of "The Bachelor," it was Andi Dorfman. So, we wish her all the best in this upcoming season, and also hope that she still has approximately two shoulders.
[h/t Jezebel]
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