'Veep' Season 3 Episode 8 Recap: Selina Gets A Twitch And A Bad Haircut

"Veep" Season 3 Episode 8 featured the absolute worst political debate in history. Drain plugs, eye twitches, loop (and legitimate) holes and that one forgotten R left all the candidates broken and battered as baseball coach Joe Thornhill pulled ahead in the polls. Selina got a terrible haircut, Dan came back from that mental breakdown and one speechwriter sucked.



Here are the best one-liners -- including one great Jonah diss -- from "Debate."



Mike McLintock

• Of course I don't like it, Gary. It's the worst use of scissors since my vasectomy.


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• Think of all the lesbian jokes we're going to have to suffer. Strap on Selina. Seline Navratilova. Fingering the dyke.


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• That's what marriage is, a conflict of interests.

Dan Egan

• I did not need to be cured, Michael. I diagnosed myself with an acute case with Everything's Gonna Be Fine.


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• Go fuck yourself Jack in the Giant Fruitstalk.

Kent Davison

• I don't enjoy touching children's faces, Dan. Neither should you.


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• World's worst boy band member ever, right there.

Amy Brookheimer

• If there is any dirty trick that I cannot stand, it's honesty.

Selina Meyer

• My position has always been clear on immigration. What the fuck was that thing?

Catherine Meyer

• What is it with you guys? It's like flirting but sexless.

Ben Caffrey

• Thank God for twitchy, he really saved that. Love that little guy.