The Onion's Review Of 'Gone Girl' Will Make You Think Twice Before Seeing it

On this week's Film Standard from The Onion, movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal (played by actor Ron E. Rains) reviews "Gone Girl."



"Look, when I walk into a movie theater, I'm not interested in a laundry list of shit to worry about," Rosenthal says. "I have a lot of balls in the air as it is. I can't keep track of all of this!"



So if you don't want to spend two hours of your precious time worrying about other people's fictional problems, don't see "Gone Girl."



[h/t The Onion]