Time to shut down the Internet: KFaceTV released the "Uptown Funk" parody to end it all. It imagines what the toe-tapping hit from Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars would sound like if sung by Lord Voldemort. "Caught the kid, Boy Who Lived, Harry's out of luck," Voldemort sings. "With the Elder Wand, stop the Chosen One, maybe make a new Horcrux." Yes, all of this, plus a band called Tom and the Riddles. Watch forever below.